bossanovabyss:

redkun:

That episode where you find out that a member of the zany villain squad actually has a heartbreaking past, which includes a bit where he pushes himself to perform a feat that has never been done before and has never been done since, all for the sake of love, only to be rejected as a freak.

All three of them have heartbreaking pasts.

Meowth’s was listed above.

James had abusive (at the very least neglectful, but they didn’t care how he was treated so long as he awarded them prestige) parents who had engaged him to a sociopath, who wanted to whip him and change everything about him to be more “presentable.” He ran away and was on the streets for a long time before he finally joined a crime ring. 

Jesse was raised by a single mother, and the two of them were so poor that they rarely had actual food; her mother would make her a “feast” out of snow in the winter that Jesse considered to be a treat because that’s how badly they were starving. If the audio dramas are to be believed, Jesse’s mother was also a member of Team Rocket, who disappeared (read: died) on an expedition searching for Mew, leaving Jesse alone. And then Jesse, like James (and Meowth) was so desperate for a means to survive that she (inadvertently?) followed in her mother’s footsteps and joined Team Rocket/a life of crime just to get by.

“Zany villains” they may be, but Jesse, James, and Meowth are the three deepest characters on the show. I love them.

(via boyvstheworld)

Preach it brah, preach it.

(Source: middletonroyalty, via lgbtlaughs)

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

(via sirbromanguyboy)

otherbully1:

knopeful:

holy shit, tell me that Miley Cyrus doesn’t have a good voice. Hot damn.

I wish she would sing more country music.

(via boyvstheworld)

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via cuntology)

aristo-kitty:

brutu:

theres so many kitkats ive never had im crying

If anyone offers you a cheese kitkat, don’t eat it. It tastes how feet smell.

and know that not all the green ones are green tea. they might be weird tasting wasabi!

(via myapologiesmarktwain)

gettingmildlysuggestive:

“I woke up on the morning of each exam and wrote the entire notes for every topic and crammed them in my short term memory in time for the exam.”

(via myapologiesmarktwain)

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery, via ruinedchildhood)

fuckyeahlaughters:

gnarltonbanks:

And there ya have it, folks.

commovente:

as time goes by, louis armstrong